Conservative grifter and felon Jacob Wohl held a press conference today on the stoop of his house where he released a fabricated story about an affair between presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren and a 24-year-old marine and bodybuilder.



Conservative grifter and felon, Jacob Wohl held a press conference today on the stoop of his house where he released a fabricated story about an affair between presidential candidate Elizabeth Warren and a 24-year-old marine and bodybuilder. 


Jacob Wohl who was charged with a felony in California for the unlawful sale of 'securities' has made a name for himself as being a really big idiot. And today pretty much proved that. Wohl more or less wrote and directed Elizabeth Warren erotica and tried to sell it from his front door. 




Exhibit a, is a screenshot from the believed body-builders Instagram page, showing a scratch on his back, which was presented by Wohl as sex scratches from his and Warrens secret affair. Which even if it were true, would probably only help Warren in the poles. 



And if you look closely you can see something even more interesting. A tattoo from the 2002 Vin Diesel movie XXX. #bigback #lashes #elizabethwarrengavemethesescratches


Warren ultimately was the winner of the day, with securing some free press and having the thought of her banging a 24-year-old marine injected into the minds of everybody on Twitter. She did end up responding and man oh man does she know exactly what's she's doing.